What I don't want for Christmas

Everyone has a list of the things that they want for Christmas, and I am no exception. This year I even slipped a note to my husband detailing the things I would like to have. He is a great gift-giver though, so I don't have to worry. But everyone has things that they don't want. These are things no one talks about. I heard a story on the radio that people are creating a wish list to send to family and friends, almost like a gift registry for Christmas, which I think is stupid. If someone knows me, then they know what I would or wouldn't like, and they don't need me to come up with a list of the things I want. But in the true spirit of things, here are some items that top my don't buy list:

the Snuggie

This one is on my list for many reasons. I don't want to wear a blanket. I would be embarrassed if someone saw me in this. I don't want a gift that encourages me to be lazy. I also don't think my husband would like me in this look.

The self-help book

This one is a no-brainer. If you give a book on self-help, you think a person needs help. I don't want a gift from you that says you think I need to be a better person, lose weight, find a better career, etc.

the wooden teacher gift

Yes, I am a teacher. But I am only a teacher by day. At night, I go home to my house. My house does not look like a classroom. It is filled with things that I love. Wooden apple signs are not a natural part of my home decor. Now, if I do get something like this, and I usually do, I keep it in my classroom.

The "I can't believe all that was only $9.99 make-up kit"

These always seem like a good idea. I am a girl and I do wear make up. However, the make up that I use has been tested over many years. I know what I like. I have tried every product out there and I know just which one won't make me itchy, oily, shiny, blotchy, etc. Plus, no one needs this much make up, unless you are auditioning for Cirque du Soleil.

The bath basket

This one is a little tricky. I love to receive things I will actually use. I shower, so I like a nice fresh scented shower gel. I also like soft skin, so I don't mind a good lotion. But these fall under the same category as the make up kit. No one needs this much stuff. Usually I don't know what to do with half of it. And when they come in bulk like this, for some reason, they are always unusual scents, like rosemary freesia or wild tulip barnyard. Save your money. Go to Bath and Body Works and get me a hand sanitizer instead. Or something else you know I will use.

Cheesy Christmas themed gift

These are always funny. But only for a minute or so. Then, they just become something that sits in a closet or attic for 11 months. Plus, whoever gave it will be looking for it at my house every year after that. If you want to give a Christmas-themed gift, consider something edible. Never underestimate the simple things. Give some unique homemade Christmas cookies or candies in a cute bag or tin and viola! you have given a great gift!

The stuffed animal

 This is not the perfect gift for me for 2 reasons.  First, I am 31 years old, and I don't still have stuffed animals on my bed. Secondly, stuffed animals creep me out. It's the little beady eyes. They seem to gleam in the dark. This is just one of those things that is unusual about me.

Ceramic figurine

If you know me, you know I don't like clutter. This would just gather dust and sit on a shelf. Plus, I don't collect anything, so this isn't the gift for me either.

Chia anything

This one is a must-give! I want to give this to everyone on my list, but I really don't want one. I think they are hilarious, but I don't really have the urge to grow anything.

The flu

That's right! I don't want your diseases! If you have a runny nose, a cough, or other gross ailment, keep it to yourself. Don't hug me, don't shake my hand, don't lick an envelope and then give it to me. I would like to spend the holidays without the aftertaste of Nyquil on my tongue.




These are the top things on my list of things I don't want for Christmas. What things top your list?